root@localhost:~/memes$ _

> SYSTEM_LOGS: HUMOR_FOUND

Displaying heavily encrypted industry truths...

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The Golden Rule of IT

I don't know what the problem is yet, but I'm going to check the DNS records first.

#sysadmin #dns
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Living Dangerously

What could possibly go wrong? I'm sure the pipelines will pass and my weekend is totally safe.

#devops #yolo
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HR's Favorite Email

When the internal phishing test gets a 60% click rate from the executive team.

#cybersec #phishing
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Trapped in Terminal

Legend says there are developers still stuck in Vim from 2012. :wq! save us.

#linux #vim
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The "Cloud"

It's just someone else's computer. Probably running Ubuntu. Probably missing patches.

#cloud #aws
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Schrödinger's Code

It compiled on the first try. I am terrified.

#programming #bug
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Password Policy

"Your password cannot be any of your last 99 passwords and must contain a hieroglyph."

#infosec #iam
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The Dev's Defense

"Well then we'll just package your machine and deploy it. That's Docker."

#docker #dev